The One & Only Caitlin

Hi there, my name is Caitlin and I’m a “comedian”. I asked my little brother to help me make a website. BIG MISTAKE. I’m the worst comic you’ll ever meet. No, for real. The truth of the matter is this: I’m a completely unfunny person stuck in a comedian’s body. My little brother is the funny one, and Caitlin smells like a cat butt.

Proof that my dorky sister is actually evil

Hahahaha Caitlin is soo00000oo mad at me for not telling her the password to her website. Caitlin just wants to make it look boring like how a “grown up website is supposed to look.” Fool.

Caitlin’s credit card number is 4744 00000 9822 0000


My Hard-hitting & Important Twitter

Bernie had a heart attack? SO FREGGIN WHAT. Logan Roy had an aneurysm and still managed to maintain control of his enormous media conglomerate by rejecting his mortality and undermining his children. Power makes old men live forever!! #Succession #Bernie2020

Thought I was being haunted by a skeleton but remembered it was just the cart full of apples tied to my waist that I drag around as punishment🍎 🦴

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