The One & Only Caitlin

Hi there, my name is Caitlin and I’m a “comedian”. I asked my little brother to help me make a website. BIG MISTAKE. I’m the worst comic you’ll ever meet. No, for real. The truth of the matter is this: I’m a completely unfunny person stuck in a comedian’s body. My little brother is the funny one, and Caitlin smells like a cat butt.

Proof that my dorky sister is actually evil

Hahahaha Caitlin is soo00000oo mad at me for not telling her the password to her website. Caitlin just wants to make it look boring like how a “grown up website is supposed to look.” Fool.

Caitlin’s credit card number is 4744 00000 9822 0000

BARF

My Hard-hitting & Important Twitter

Nature always finds a way!! Now if you take an engagement photo with your finance drinking the same milkshake with two straws a gang of dying turtles will show up to your wedding and fck on grama for a while. Couples beware!!!

NO ONE has a stick horse i can borrow for a midnight character bit so i advertised for a new posey of friends on craigslist... who are the proud boys? they want to recruit me.

I'll always remember my freshman year in college because at one point me and all my friends learned what the word, "egregious" meant. We used it every day for 4 years and never learned anything else. 🤗

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